Aesthetic Apparatus Studio Warming Extravaganza

WHAT: Aesthetic Apparatus Studio Warming Extravaganza
WHEN:  Saturday, November 15, 2008 - 6PM
WHERE: 2215 Snelling Ave, Minneapolis MN. 55404
WTF: FOOD, DRINKS, AESTHETIC APPARATUS PEOPLES

As some of you may or may not know, we moved the  Aesthetic Apparatus corporate headquarters over the summer and although the space is still not anywhere near presentable we have to as least christen this  new space with a party or we never will. So we are going to have a studio warming party next weekend, Saturday November 15th. Honestly, you're probably just as excited to hear about this as we are as we've just now decided what time we're going to have it at. Oh, you want to know? How about you show up around 6:00PM. How does that sound?

We will have:
pony rides, go kart racing, power-wash-the-hobo prize games, zombie strippers, a
Scientologist cake walk, a finger puppet show, free invisible ipods, free
phantom TVs, free Nelson Mandela (dolls), fecal face painting, stickers,
caricature artists (non union), survival craft projects, magnetic poetry slams,
French Karaoke, Twizzler fights, a screening of Apocalips Now & Laters II,
Broken Orca rides, free handshakes (vanilla only), tour of Santa's Village and
we've also invited all your parents to come too so you can do all this AND catch
up with mom and dad, because we know you never call them enough. OH, THERE WILL
BE FOOD AND DRINKS AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE.

The new studio is at 2215 Snelling Avenue in Minneapolis. For you twin citizens
do please note, this is NOT Snelling Ave in St. Paul. This is the Snelling
Avenue in Minneapolis behind Coastal Seafood in Seward. Oh, you didn't know
there was a Snelling Avenue in Seward? Neither did we until we moved here!
Standing in front of our building you will feel like you're in the middle of
nowhere but really you can come by car (there's actually parking here) you can
take the light rail (we're two blocks from the Franklin Ave station), you can
come by bicycle (we're two blocks from the greenway), you could even stumble
over here from Tracy's Saloon over on Franklin Ave (we're two blocks from them
too.) The possibilities are endless. Just make sure you're here.

Dan, Michael  & Jonathan | Aesthetic Apparatus
2215 Snelling Ave | Minneapolis, MN | 55404
www.aestheticapparatus.com